The UK is a funny country. It can be depressing, witty as hell or just plain dumb. And sometimes I just have no words.
Civil servants who were supposed to be administering the government’s much-criticised farm subsidies system have been taking part in ‘depraved’ office pranks such as leaping naked from filing cabinets. The beleaguered Rural Payment Agency has begun an investigation into the behaviour of its staff at its Newcastle office, which allegedly included leaving cups of vomit in cupboards, taking drugs, having sex in toilets and holding breakdancing competitions during office hours.
Sex, drugs, vomit… and breakdancing competitions?
Oscar Wilde… British? ahem
Driven insane by the boredom of their occupation? Or is there some darker secret and have they been subverted by people seeking to rock the foundations of British argriculture?